Look Out, Science!

According to the doctor's office, Bruce is already nearly three days ahead of schedule by weight. He'll probably be speaking before he's out of the womb. He may even be born with a mustache! Unless he's a girl, of course.

Assuming he doesn't use his super advanced brain for evil, he will most likely end poverty and disease in his lifetime.

The First of Many

My wife got her first "Sickling" today. Get used to it, toots.

Possible Sock Indicators

My wife's socks are very small when they come out of the dryer. One might even think they are baby socks.
Giggling about baby toes, the brown placed a small pink sock and a small blue sock on her just-beginning-to-bud belly.
"Tell us what you are." was followed by "Gah!" when a fetal crane absolutely kicked the blue sock about three inches into the air and off her belly. Proportionally, that's like me kicking a sock nearly six feet! And not just any sock, a giant sock.
So you tell me: was he kicking the blue sock to indicate his manliness, or was she shooing the blue sock off the belly, retaining he warm, pink femininity?
Pink or Blue? Bruce or Brucilla? Brucille?
We tried again, specifying "Kick the one that you ARE!", but there was no response.

Powers Developing

Here you can see Bruce subduing the Juggernaut with mental bolts. The Juggernaut's helmet was, of course, removed prior to this scene.

Unbearably Cute

Here you can see that Bruce really is very cute indeed.

En-scare-afying

This picture doesn't really do justice to Bruce's adorable nose and lips, but it does bring to mind Fire in the Sky which we just watched recently. It was a mistake to watch it, as always.

Five Toes Per Foot

As you can see, our child has exactly the right number of toes per foot.

Baby toes are the smallest thing gnown to man.